tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-505019097100463998.post1701457493016019693..comments2008-10-07T13:25:09.566-07:00Comments on Andie Bennett's Blog: dedicated to Cedric "Cornbread" MaxwellAndie Bennetthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15251818808799559581noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-505019097100463998.post-61289367202438540072007-03-19T05:16:00.000-07:002007-03-19T05:16:00.000-07:00It's times like this that make me wish I was a hor...It's times like this that make me wish I was a horse so I could break my own leg and somebody would shoot me.<BR/><BR/><BR/>When you exit this thread, please do not forget to pick your testicles up on the way out.JJ FRENCHhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17000259164307583130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-505019097100463998.post-10049980848333842052007-03-15T18:47:00.000-07:002007-03-15T18:47:00.000-07:00Andy,Got a poem for you:In my car I drive homeI li...Andy,<BR/><BR/>Got a poem for you:<BR/><BR/>In my car I drive home<BR/>I listen to you speak<BR/>Banter and such with Mitch<BR/>Seeing your pic makes my knees week<BR/><BR/>I rarely agree with you<BR/>But what can I say<BR/>When I saw your pic<BR/>I knew I wasn't gay<BR/><BR/>A woman with some fight<BR/>cannot be pushed around<BR/>when I heard you on the dial<BR/>i know its love I found<BR/><BR/>i know your very bright<BR/>just not when it comes to sports<BR/>can't wait for the summer<BR/>to see you dressed in shorts<BR/><BR/>enclosing i must say<BR/>thanks for reading my bit<BR/>andie bennett my dear<BR/>i'd love to kiss your ... hand.theSicilianScofflawhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02796162847852509815noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-505019097100463998.post-56312474317755521232007-03-12T13:39:00.000-07:002007-03-12T13:39:00.000-07:00Well Well Andie it's plain to see,thAt your fairly...Well Well Andie it's plain to see,<BR/>thAt your fairly cute and a bit witty, <BR/>when I bite my tongue sometimes on the show,<BR/>it's out of respect for you..you know,<BR/>I'm a wily vet and argued many times,<BR/>and some would say I am FAB at the ryhmes,<BR/>So don't think your better or some kind of God,<BR/>It's just not my nature to put down a broad,<BR/>But if you say so then argue I will,<BR/>And I will hold nothing back..I will go for the kill,<BR/>So flaunt your smile and your gift of gab,<BR/>I am always one-up...I played for the Habs.<BR/>So get ready on Thursday I will play fine,<BR/>And hopefully for you, you play on my line,<BR/>And save me your pouting..it's for the birds,<BR/>AND I WILL LET MY ACTIONS ON THE ICE SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS...<BR/><BR/> Terry Ryantryan91https://www.blogger.com/profile/16183855734207837681noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-505019097100463998.post-26074868242593376022007-03-10T05:02:00.000-08:002007-03-10T05:02:00.000-08:00You are so sexy!!!You are so sexy!!!NYRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14903090515480356628noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-505019097100463998.post-44182573554941124192007-03-09T19:01:00.000-08:002007-03-09T19:01:00.000-08:00LOL...Good for you Andie. And I'm happy your playi...LOL...Good for you Andie. And I'm happy your playing on the 15th also. Even if i'm not on your team, i'll still throw the gloves for you if anyone pisses you off!Aldohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04311698176992026266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-505019097100463998.post-71238181591386417572007-03-06T07:47:00.000-08:002007-03-06T07:47:00.000-08:00Poetry sucks. Poetry by feminist martyrs suck even...Poetry sucks. Poetry by feminist martyrs suck even more. Especially if she wasn't talented enough to rhyme "uterus" with "cuterus" or "fruiterus".<BR/><BR/>(oYo) Hooray for boobies!JJ FRENCHhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17000259164307583130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-505019097100463998.post-22965317514786635632007-03-05T15:17:00.000-08:002007-03-05T15:17:00.000-08:00It's amazing how you hijacked Tim Hardaways hate m...It's amazing how you hijacked Tim Hardaways hate mongering and tied it into a guy who thought he was being funny. Nice move, Gloria Ironbox.JJ FRENCHhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17000259164307583130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-505019097100463998.post-4788594250703272062007-03-05T11:48:00.000-08:002007-03-05T11:48:00.000-08:00Andie,I have enjoyed your reports and wit on the M...Andie,<BR/><BR/>I have enjoyed your reports and wit on the Melnyck show in the afternoon. Now you bring an artists view to your blog (and a womans) good for you. Keep up the great work.<BR/><BR/>SteveStevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16994809101203665821noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-505019097100463998.post-3987726353291473042007-03-04T06:49:00.000-08:002007-03-04T06:49:00.000-08:00There was a basketball analyst from Nantucket ...A...There was a basketball analyst from Nantucket ...<BR/>Ah, forget it.<BR/><BR/>To a Coy Blogger: <BR/><BR/>Roses are red<BR/>Violets are blue<BR/>Andrew Marvell<BR/>Had nothing on youUnknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10059427929749298197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-505019097100463998.post-29123702066332957072007-03-03T06:45:00.000-08:002007-03-03T06:45:00.000-08:00He brings to mind Eric Cartman's ode to women. He'...He brings to mind Eric Cartman's ode to women. He's equal to a round fowl mouthed cartoon cut-out.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00116091365203454394noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-505019097100463998.post-36143037978973873762007-03-02T17:27:00.000-08:002007-03-02T17:27:00.000-08:00I thought you would enjoy this....In Celebration o...I thought you would enjoy this....<BR/><BR/>In Celebration of My Uterus<BR/><BR/>by Anne Sexton<BR/><BR/>Everyone in me is a bird.<BR/>I am beating all my wings.<BR/>They wanted to cut you out<BR/>but they will not.<BR/>They said you were immeasurably empty<BR/>but you are not.<BR/>They said you were sick unto dying<BR/>but they were wrong.<BR/>You are singing like a school girl.<BR/>You are not torn.<BR/><BR/>Sweet weight,<BR/>in celebration of the woman I am<BR/>and of the soul of the woman I am<BR/>and of the central creature and its delight<BR/>I sing for you. I dare to live.<BR/>Hello, spirit. Hello, cup.<BR/>Fasten, cover. Cover that does contain.<BR/>Hello to the soil of the fields.<BR/>Welcome, roots.<BR/><BR/>Each cell has a life.<BR/>There is enough here to please a nation.<BR/>It is enough that the populace own these goods.<BR/>Any person, any commonwealth would say of it,<BR/>“It is good this year that we may plant again<BR/>and think forward to a harvest.<BR/>A blight had been forecast and has been cast out.”<BR/>Many women are singing together of this:<BR/>one is in a shoe factory cursing the machine,<BR/>one is at the aquarium tending a seal,<BR/>one is dull at the wheel of her Ford,<BR/>one is at the toll gate collecting,<BR/>one is tying the cord of a calf in Arizona,<BR/>one is straddling a cello in Russia,<BR/>one is shifting pots on the stove in Egypt,<BR/>one is painting her bedroom walls moon color,<BR/>one is dying but remembering a breakfast,<BR/>one is stretching on her mat in Thailand,<BR/>one is wiping the ass of her child,<BR/>one is staring out the window of a train<BR/>in the middle of Wyoming and one is<BR/>anywhere and some are everywhere and all<BR/>seem to be singing, although some can not<BR/>sing a note.<BR/><BR/>Sweet weight,<BR/>in celebration of the woman I am<BR/>let me carry a ten-foot scarf,<BR/>let me drum for the nineteen-year-olds,<BR/>let me carry bowls for the offering<BR/>(if that is my part).<BR/>Let me study the cardiovascular tissue,<BR/>let me examine the angular distance of meteors,<BR/>let me suck on the stems of flowers<BR/>(if that is my part).<BR/>Let me make certain tribal figures<BR/>(if that is my part).<BR/>For this thing the body needs<BR/>let me sing<BR/>for the supper,<BR/>for the kissing,<BR/>for the correct<BR/>yes.Tonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02429475237220782452noreply@blogger.com